>600+ Follower Giveaway!!

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*This Giveaway is now Closed*


It’s time for some follower appreciation! 

Over the weekend, we hit 660+ followers! As a thank you,
we bring you our 600+ Follower Giveaway featuring these
amazing books and swag!

  • Signed Hunters Heart & Soul by Shiloh Walker
  • Signed Cat’s Claw by Amber Benson (Review)
  • Signed Strange Angels by Lili St. Crow
  • Signed Magic to the Bone by Devon Monk
  • Graphic Novel: Wicked Lovely Desert Tales 
  • bk 1 by Melissa Marr (Review

  • Paperback Dolls bookmark
All YOU have to do to enter is be a follower
of Paperback Dolls and fill out
THIS FORM

This contest is international
and ends September 25th at midnight CST.
Winner will be announced September 26th -chosen by Random.org.

GOOD LUCK!!
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125 responses to “>600+ Follower Giveaway!!

  1. >Congrats on the 600 followers!Please count me in.lucybeugelingramos@gmail.com

  2. >Thanks for the giveaway 😀 Uhhh I'm not a very good joke teller…. So if it counts, I'll show you this amusing picture!http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/1vVEAo/img.photobucket.com/albums/v620/theweaselking/main4/d8bea6c2.jpgaprilxu2222@gmail.com

  3. >Congrats on 600 followers!I have a joke for you. One clean joke and one dirty joke.Clean Joke.I took a bath with bubbles.My Dirty joke.Bubbles is my neighbor. 🙂

  4. >Thank you :Dhmm.Two muffins are in the oven. One says to the other "God it's hot in here" The other one replies "Oh no… It's a talking muffin"and congrats on nearly 700 followers! 😀

  5. >Congrads on over 600 followers,,kittee_cat@bigpond.comJoke: A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp: "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits?" And the shopkeeper gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks: "Do you want a wittle white wabby or a soft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute wittle bwown wabby over there?" The little girl puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice: "I don't fink my pyfon really giveths a thit." 🙂 great job ! love your blog .. Katrina

  6. >I am terrible with jokes so here is John Pinette with mine…http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CC7OQXpzOwMThanks!Katiebigferret at email dot com

  7. >Congratulations : ) Thanks for a great giveaway!!!What sort of people make the best bookkeepers? The people who borrow your books and never return them.What's the difference between a schoolboy and an angler? One hates his books.The other baits his hooks. BOOK TITLES:"The Long Walk Home" by Miss D. Buss "How I Crossed the Desert" by Rhoda Camul "Why You Need Insurance" by Justin Case "The Naughty Schoolboy" by Enid Spanking "Apologising Made Simple" by Thayer Thorry gcwhiskas at aol dot com

  8. >ongrats on your followers! :)A joke:this is a skeleton walks into a bar and asks: "a beer and a mop, please" XD

  9. >You want a joke or funny story hey??? Alright then A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”Ha ha….ha? *silence*

  10. >Count me in.Okaaaya joke?An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years. The man finally decided to ask her to marry. She immediately said "yes".The next morning when he awoke, he couldn't remember what her answer was! "Was she happy? I think so, wait, no, she looked at me funny…"After about an hour of trying to remember to no avail, he got on the telephone and gave her a call. Embarrassed, he admitted that he didn't remember her answer to the marriage proposal."Oh", she said, "I'm so glad you called. I remembered saying 'yes' to someone, but I couldn't remember who it was."

  11. >I'm not too big on jokes, but I found this video of Joey from 'Friends' hilarious! Thought you might enjoy it too!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bhH9RtWP2Afrom 2:32 is where I lauged the loudest 🙂

  12. >My mom feel asleep in her leento (tree branch cabin) once. She use to go there to be alone and draw, while a teenager. She woke up once feeling very, very hot. She slowing turned around and saw a big fury bear sleeping beside her…hugging her. She got up slowly and left,, running afer she was far enough. True story.

  13. >Congratz on 600 followers!!What do you call a sheep with no legs?A cloud

  14. >OK, as a Doll I can't participate in this out of this world giveaway, but I can so some love right? So here's a joke for you all:Woman walks into the dr.'s office and says – "Dr, you have to help me, I have terrible gas, you can't hear it, you can't smell it, but its driving me nuts!" The dr. nods, gives her medication and tells her to come back the next week. Next week comes along, the woman is there as ordered. "Well" asks the dr. , How are you? The woman sits down with a sigh and responds – well, the gas is a little better, less frequent, but dr, I feel so uncomfortable! It smells! The dr. looks at the lady and responds – "Good, gassiness is better, we've cured your sinus congestion, now we just need to decide what to do with your hearing problem…." Happy Follower giveaway everyone!

  15. >Congrats and thank you for making this awesome giveaway international! Fingers crossed!>_<A funny story? Here it is! A little girl asked her mother, "How did the human race appear?" The mother answered, "God made Adam and Eve and they had children, and so was all mankind made.." Two days later the girl asked her father the same question.. The father answered, "Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved." The confused girl returned to her mother and said, "Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they developed from monkeys?" The mother answered, "Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his."

  16. >Congrats on reaching 600 followers and thanks for the giveaway!I don't have a joke, but here's a funny story. I fell up the stairs today (yes, it totally IS possible, but only for the truly clumsy), but that's not the funny part. When I stopped to pick up the few pieces of laundry that spilled out of the basket, my cat jumped on my back and he little paws went to work on may back. I'd like to think she was checking to make sure I was okay, but I really think she was looking for a better place to sleep.Well, it was funny to me.

  17. >Congrats on reaching 600 followers!!Joke: Why don't you take Pokemon to the bathroom with you? Answer: They might Pikachu. 😉

  18. >I love your site!A blonde and a brunette are running a ranch together in Louisiana. They decide they need a bull to mate with their cows to increase their herd. The brunette takes their life savings of $600 dollars and goes to Texas to buy a bull. She eventually meets with an old cowboy that will sell her a bull. "It's the only one I got for $599, take it or leave it." She buys the bull and goes to the local telegram office and says, "I'd like to send a telegram to my friend in Louisiana that says: Have found the stud bull for our ranch, bring the trailer." The man behind the counter tells her, "Telegrams to anywhere in the U.S. are $.75 per word." She thinks about it for a moment and decides. "I'd like to send one word, please." "And what word would that be?" inquires the man. "Comfortable." replies the brunette. The man asks, "I'm sorry miss, but how is your friend gonna understand this telegram?" The brunette replies, "My friend is blonde and reads REAL slow, when she gets this, she will see COM-FOR-DA-BULL."

  19. >Congratz on the followers!so here's the joke..hopefully you will find it funny…A man bought a new Mercedes to celebrate his wife leaving him and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive.The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair and he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped up to 80 mph, he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him."There's no way they can catch a Mercedes," he thought to himself and opened her up further. The needle hit 90, 100…..Then the reality of the situation hit him. "What am I doing?" he thought and pulled over.The cop came up to him, took his license without a word and examined it and the car."It's been a long hard day, this is the end of my shift and it's Friday the 13th. I don't feel like more paperwork, I don't need the frustration or the overtime, so if you can give me a really good excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before, you can go."The guy thinks about it for a second and says, "Last week my nagging wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her back!""Have a nice weekend," said the officer.*Hides Face*Misha

  20. >id like to enter i dont have a funny joke/story but i do have a funny quotation: The only person who ever actually listens to both sides of the argument is the guy in the next apartment.thankyou

  21. >I wondered why the ball is getting closer. Then it hits me.

  22. >Congrats on the followers! You guys rock:)When my son was in 5th grade he came home from school one day and told me "Someone at school got in trouble today for having corn in their locker!!!!" I looked at him, and said "Corn, he had corn in his locker?" So we started figuring it out and figured out it was actually PORN the kid had gotten in trouble for. *snort* Of course then I had to explain what porn was in terms that were "nice". LOL

  23. >Ok soo I'll tell you a joke I hear frequently from my 2 and a half yr old son.. Knock knockWho's there?OwlOwl who?Then he laughs hysterically.. 🙂

  24. >Congrats on making it to 600 followers. Now you're almost to 700!!Here's my joke – Sign behind an Amish carriage:"Energy efficient vehicle. Runs on grass and oats.CAUTION: Avoid exhaust!"EWWWW!!clderwee at gmail dot com

  25. >Here's my funny/gross story. If you have kids it's funny. My ten yr old was supposed to be sleeping because kindergarten was starting the next day. (He's ten now not then). He's been known to do some weird things. My husband was working across the hall when my son came rushing in saying, "Daddy I think I'm going to die!" My husband thought he was being dramatic and asked why? He said, "Because I swallowed a quarter!" Okay we're both freaking out thinking no way he'll be able to breathe. So we ask about the size if the edges are smooth or rough. Turns out it was a nickel. Call the pediatrician and end up in the emergency room 10pm day before school starts. Take an x-ray and they can see it in his stomach. For three weeks, we had to catch his poop in one of those bed pans on the toilet and cut it up looking for the nickel. Of course we went through a lot of plastic forks and knives. Three weeks later I take him back to get an x-ray and it's still sitting in his intestine. I said forget it. Hopefully he's passed it by now, but I'm not checking anymore.The funniest part is when we tell a new doctor they'll ask, "Did you make change?" His kindergarten teacher thought it was hillarious. We didn't make her search his poop.Heather

  26. >congrats on 600+ followers

  27. >grellian AT gmail DOT comHere is one of my favorite jokes about books:PUPIL: Do you have Moby Dick?LIBRARIAN: Yes, we do.PUPIL: I thought something smelled fishy in here.

  28. >Here is my stupid joke. why does the bunny have a shiny nose? the cotton ball is on the wrong end.

  29. >Congrats on the 600 followers!! An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship‚ holding her hat on tightly so that it wouldn't blow off in the wind.A gentleman approached her and said: "Pardon me‚ madam. I do not intend to be forward‚ but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?""Yes‚ I know‚" said the lady‚ "I need both hands to hold onto this hat.""But‚ madam‚ you must know that your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.The woman looked down‚ then back up at the man and replied‚ "Sir‚ anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"

  30. >My 4 yr old son thinks its funny to constantly fart at the dinner table. Of course we laugh at the dinner table when it's just us and know we shouldn't, but one day we went out to eat and my 4 yr old son though it would be funny to Fart and then yell "OMG that was a wet fart" hahahha since he father and him joke around about their farts lol. I was so embarrassed I had no idea what to say. The table next to us was laughing so hard that all I could do was laugh with them. Now I am noticing my 7 month old is probably going to be the same. Whenever he burps really loud he laughs at himself lol. I am in for it hahaDee @ Good Choice Reading thanks for the giveaway!

  31. >I have a funny comic to share :)http://www.lackadaisycats.com/exhibit.php?exhibitid=320littlesqueed@yahoo.com

  32. >Book joke for a book blog. ;)TEACHER: How many books did you finish over the summer?PUPIL: None. My brother stole my box of crayons.d.septer at insightbb.com

  33. >Funny story. Well, it's not so much funny as pathetic, but it made me laugh!My mom and I were changing the batteries (the little small round ones) in a booklight, and we dropped them all over the floor. My little dog, Benji, immediately started chasing after one of them, and then we thought he ate it. The vet told us to feed him a tiny bit of hydrogen peroxide to make him throw it up, so we did. The poor thing threw up off and on for three hours, and then I happened to find the missing battery under the couch! I felt so awful!

  34. >Not so much a funny but riduculously cute story. All od our food at work that doesn't get eaten goes to a local zoo. So the guy came to pick it all up the other day and told me how they have a little pot bellied pig who roots through all the food in search of onion rings. So cute!

  35. >not a great joke, but I love it…Why did the elephant stand on the marshmallow?So it wouldn't fall in the hot chocolate…jlynettes at hotmail dot com

  36. >What do cats like to eat for breakfast? Mice Krispies hardee har har Thanks, love this site!! Artesia at comcast dot net

  37. >Thanks for the giveaway!My joke: What happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea?It gets wet!:Pplanetprint8(at)gmail(dot)com

  38. >Congrats on the 600 followers :DThanks for the awesome giveaway!!!I can get 5 extra entries with a joke, well then I’m in 😀 hahaOkay, how do you get pikachu onto a plane????You poke-him-on! :DI had a substitute teacher tell my class that joke a few years ago and I still think it’s so cute lol

  39. >Thanks for the great giveaway and congrats on all the followers!

  40. >One from my grandkids.What did the mama bear say to her cub?”Don’t go out in your bear feet!”I think you have to be a kid to enjoy it.seriousreader at live dot com

  41. >Uhm how about amusing facts? Animal breeders in Russia once claimed to have bred sheep with blue wool.A pig in Japan says “moo-moo”.India has about 50 million monkeys.

  42. >I came from the BlogFest 2010 event.I’ve gone blind, I cannot see your BlogFest post :)Cherry Mischievouswww.cherrymischievous.com

  43. >Congratulations 🙂 i am your 722nd follower!Here is a joke I found real funny – HOW CAN MEN SIT ON THEIR ASSES ALL DAY WITHOUT MOVING? Men have very powerful sets of sitting muscles developed by evolution that enable us to sit for extended periods of time without getting tired. In prehistoric times, it was often necessary to sit in one spot for extended periods of time while hunting for prey. The more successful hunters were able to sit very still for very extended periods of time thereby passing on this ability to their progeny. The fidgety types were all gobbled up by saber toothed tigers etc. The end result is that almost all modern men are born with this innate ability.

  44. >A naked man walked into a psychiatrist’s office completely wrapped in cellophane. “Doctor, Docter, can you help me?? Psychiatrists says “I can clearly see your nuts.”Hope that made you smile…kherbrand at comcast dot net

  45. >Good luck and I hope you reach more then 600 followers!!!”Ten Things You Shouldn’t Say on a Date. 1. You’re wearing that? 2. Something smells funny. 3. Where’s the Tylenol? 4. And to think, I first wanted to date your brother. 5. I have a confession to make… 6. My dad has a suit just like that. 7. That man is hot. Look at him. 8. My ex, may he rot in hell forever… 9. You’re going to order that? Seriously? 10. You’re how old?”

  46. >Congrats on the 600 followers! 🙂

  47. >My favorite joke ever! Thanks for the contest and CONGRATS!A piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender looks at him suspiciously. He says "Sorry, dude, we don't serve your kind here." So the piece of string turns around and leaves the bar. Outside, the piece of string decides to fray his arms and legs, and ties his head in a knot. Then he walks back into the bar. The bartender looks at him a little suspiciously again and says "Hey, aren't you the piece of string that was just here?" The piece of string replies "No, I'm a frayed knot. 🙂

  48. >I found this on jokesclean.com:Susie's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months. Things looked grim, but she was by his bedside every single day. One day as he slipped back into consciousness, he motioned for her to come close to him. She pulled the chair close to the bed and leaned her ear close to be able to hear him."You know" he whispered, his eyes filling with tears, "you have been with me through all the bad times. When I got fired, you stuck right beside me. When my business went under, there you were. When we lost the house, you were there. When I got shot, you stuck with me. When my health started failing, you were still by my side. "And you know what?""What, dear?" she asked gently, smiling to herself."I think you're bad luck."

  49. >A mother mouse and a baby mouse were walking along, when all of a sudden, a cat attacked them. The mother mouse goes, "BARK!" and the cat runs away."See?" says the mother mouse to her baby. "Now do you see why it's important to learn a foreign language?" Crazy Cat Ladyccllibrary@aol.comhttp://crzycatladyslibrary.blogspot.com/

  50. >My hubby was very miffed at me earlier when he was trying to tell me something important & I couldn't stop laughing at him.What he couldn't see (or hear) was the mad little hummingbird dive-bombing the back of his head for standing too near the feeder.Hard to take a man serious when he has little birds circling his head!Thanks for the giveaway,Julesonebookshy at yahoo dot com

  51. >What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? el-if-i-no

  52. >Why did the chicken cross the road?To get to the other side!Hey, you didn't say it had to be funny!!Amberambercscott87@yahoo.comhttp://notionsofmanysorts.blogspot.com/

  53. >What's black and white and read all over?A newspaper!Sad I know, but I tried. Sometimes the lamest jokes are the funniest…..or not.strangecandyreviews @ gmail dot com

  54. >When I went to Starbucks for coffee they lied. It wasn't Starbucks, it was four bucks!Ba dum bum ;/

  55. >What else is black, white and red all over?A zebra blushingbmcbroom AT gmail DOT comP.S. congrats on having 740 followers now!

  56. >Funny moment (at least I think it was).My sis and her hubby at the store(he's not good with words or explaining or–well, you'll see).Her hubby all excited about his idea: You know what we should do is get that now like BOOM, so then BOOM we can get this and then BOOM it'll be like, you know, and then BOOM we're set.My sis just staring at him.Her hubby: What?My sis: Boom? Really?Her hubby completely oblivious: Yeah.Is it strange that I understood BOTH of them? lol. I never get bored around these two. ;)linaramz at yahoo dot com

  57. >Got a joke for ya!'two peanuts walked into a bar, one was assaulted.'i love that joke!-Elzahelzar_valdivia@msn.com

  58. >This is an opening sequence of Malcolm in the Middle….1: Hey have you seen Peanuts?2: No, why?*flick to outside*1: I promise I'll hold the football this time!

  59. >Hi PBD, Just thought Id let you know that as I also couldnt pick an ultimate favourite I chose my Top 5 Blogs and PaperBack Dolls was on my listwww.thephantomparagrapher.blogspot.com

  60. >This is a funny story. I was talking to girlfriend of mine, and she said remeber how you were telling me about women and what gravity does to their boobs. She tells me you are so right my 2 years comes to me when I was laying down and saod mommy your boobies disappered. Gotta love gravity.

  61. >Here is my favorite joke~A man and a woman were sitting beside each other on an airplane. The woman sneezed, shuddered all over, then delicately wiped her nose. The woman sneezed a second time, shuddered all over, then delicately wiped her nose. Finally, after witnessing the woman sneeze a third time, shudder all over and then delicately wipe here nose, the man could contain his curiosity no longer. "Excuse me, Miss" he said. "Are you alright?" "Oh yes" she said. "I have a rare medical condition that causes me to have an orgasm every time I sneeze.""Oh" said the man. "What do you take for that?""Pepper" she said.Ahahahaha! I just love that joke. 😀

  62. >Here's mine.The difference between man and woman: to be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.spamscape [at] gmail [dot] com

  63. >I'm terrible at jokes so heres a video I found on youtube I think it's cute and a little funny.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSBnNA_dHNU

  64. >Leaving a funny story comment for extra points :DHere is my really horrible lame ass knock knock joke!Knock, Knock! Who's there? Armageddon! Armageddon who? Armageddon out of here!

  65. >Leaving a funny story comment for extra points :DHere is my really horrible lame ass knock knock joke!Knock, Knock! Who's there? Armageddon! Armageddon who? Armageddon out of here!

  66. >Ok, can't think of joke, so funny story. When I was 9 mnts pregnant with my 2nd child, my first born took a look at me standing just in my underwear and told me I looked like one of those sumo wrestlersThanks for the great contest(mountie9)

  67. >Warning: Dirty joke aheadThe bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't knowanything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?""OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'theprison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put theprisoner in the prison.And then they made love for the first time.Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes butthe girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives hima suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recentlyborn foal.Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence,OKAY! Congrats on 600+ followers!spettolij AT gmail DOT com

  68. >Thanks for the giveaway!

  69. >I was running for the train and since me and m y friend were catching the same train, I waited for her inside. I looked outside to see if she was coming, and stepped out of the train to see the time the train was leaving, then at that moment the doors decided to close. My friend was in the carriage next to the one I was in, while I was left standing on the platform by myself.mashimaro_18@hotmail.com

  70. >Congrats on now 700+ followers! :)Since there are some jokes and funny stories already I decided to write some funny book quotes I love:I find television to be very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go in the other room and read a book. ~Groucho MarxA dirty book is rarely dusty. ~Author UnknownNever judge a book by its movie. ~J.W. Eagan -sooo true 🙂

  71. >Thanks for the giveaway and making it international!The joke isn´t that much funny, I just like it, it´s cute:Three tomatoes are walking down the street- a poppa tomato, a momma tomato, and a little baby tomato. Baby tomato starts lagging behind. Poppa tomato gets angry, goes over to the baby tomato, and smooshes him… and says: Catch up. (Yes, it´s Pulp fiction)

  72. >How do you make Holy water?boil the hell out of it!!!

  73. >Thank you for the giveaway. 🙂 I didn't even realize I wasn't a follower of the blog. I really thought I was. I've been visiting from your tweets, which I've been a follower for some time. Some how it slipped by. 🙂 But I am now.And I'm not much of a joke teller… The only ones I remember anymore are from when I was from a kid. and they aren't very funny.I do have a story of when I was horseback riding once… I use to go regularly with a few friends to one stable. They had the horses saddled up for us when we got there, and I wanted them to pock the horse for him to release the air he was holding (to keep the saddle cinch from being tight) and they wouldn't. So, off we go. There was the guide and one other friend, and they where in front of me as we crossed the little stream. Well, my friend stopped on the other side of the stream and looked at me. Her eyes grew to saucers and I saw all brown. Then next think I knew I was soaked. I stood up and the horse was crossing the stream… with the saddle under it! Yes, they saddle had spun on the horse and I fell off right into the water. So I take a step to walk across the stream and saddle up again, but slip and fall face first into the water. So, what ever wasn't wet was wet now. I didn't get hurt, but it was funny and we still laugh about it today. Where there is water, I will find a way to get wet. 🙂 That was a great trip.Thanks again, and congrats on your followers!

  74. >congrats on 600 followers!

  75. >The other day at the grocery store I had an older man ask me to marry him…funny because he was telling me it was just to get more Social Security and that it didn't matter if I was married, I could use a fake name – LOL! Strange peoples!Thanks for a great contest!

  76. >Great givaway!!!0 to 200 in 6 secondsBob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife wasreally pissed.She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in thedriveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife wokeup, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a boxgift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, broughtthe box back in the house.She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.Bob has been missing since Friday.

  77. >Congrats on the 600 followers!! :DI'll tell you a joke. A boy named a fish ONE and the other was named TWO. So when ONE died, the boy still had TWO. 🙂

  78. >thanks for this amazing giveaway. My funny story is the constant craziness I go through with my last name. Here is an example of frustrations with people on the phone:can you spell your last name again? Sheesh, I've already done it twice and your hearing it correctly. That's one A, two L's and a cock 🙂 spelled exactly how it sounds 🙂

  79. >A little long but one of my favourites.A woman was leaving a 7-11 with her morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind. Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a pit bull dog on a leash. Behind her were 200 women walking single file. The woman couldn't stand the curiosity.She respectfully approached the woman walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?"The woman replied, "Well that first hearse is for my husband.""What happened to him?"The woman replied, "My dog attacked and killed him."She inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?"The woman answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my husband when the dog turned on her."A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two women."Can I borrow the dog?""Get in line."

  80. >Congrats on all the followers!! woot! :-DThanks for the great giveaway!A masochist and a sadist meet. The masochist pleads with the sadist: Hit me please. But the sadist just slyly smiles and says: No.stella.exlibris (at) gmail (dot) com

  81. >Ahaha! I loved the clean joke/dirty joke!xDHere's mine:A little turtle, who's at the top of a tree, jumps down, hits the ground, and makes her way back to the top of the tree. Jumps again. Hits the ground. Climbs the tree. Jumps down. Hits the ground. Climbs the tree again… – this goes on and on. A couple of birds are watching. Says one to the other: Darling, shall we tell the turtle she's adopted?

  82. >Wow, congrats that's so awesome!!Please count me in!yvantis@hotmail.comA groom and his newlywed wife go to the Hilton on their honeymoon. They check in at the front, and the receptionist gives the groom a key to the bridal suite. The whole evening, the people in the next room are phoning down to the main desk to complain about the moaning, which doesn't stop for one minute the whole night.The next morning at 6 a.m., the groom calls room service."Hi, could I get some breakfast brought up here?""Sure, what would you like?" asks room service.The groom says, "Well, I have to replace all the energy I lost last night, so you'd better get me 6 fried eggs, 9 sausages, 12 slices of toast, and 6 liters of orange juice."Room service replies, "Gee, that's quite an appetite you have there. Is that for your wife as well, or just for you?""No, that's just for me. Can you send up six pieces of lettuce for my wife as well?"Room service asks, "Why six pieces of lettuce?"The groom replies, "I want to see if she can eat like a rabbit too!"

  83. >Congrats on your followers! Your blog is great & I know soon you'll reach 1000 followers :)Thanks for the giveaway!

  84. >First I want to say I love your blog.Second I want the wishlist widget for my blog and Third the joke. (as seen on a TV show recently) a priest a cop and a Dog go into a bar and the bar tender says what is this a joke. (words might not be exact)

  85. >Crazy PatientsA doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient's room.He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half.Patient #2 was hanging from the ceiling, by his feet.The doctor asked patient number 1 what he was doing.The patient replied, "Can't you see I'm sawing this piece of wood in half?"The doctor inquired of Patient #1 what Patient #2 was doing.Patient #1 replied, "Oh. He's my friend, but he's a little crazy. He thinks he's a lightbulb."The doctor looks up and notices Patient #2's face is going all red.The doctor asks Patient #1, "If he's your friend, you should get him down from there before he hurts himself"Patient #1 replies, "What? And work in the dark?"

  86. >first of all congrats on all those followers!now, you must know first i suck at telling jokes.so, what is tiger looking for in the toilet?he's looking for pooh.It's okay not to laugh, it's not the best joke ever made.

  87. >Thanks for the contest! I have a joke for you :)Knock Knock!*you should say who's there*Riverboat*Riverboat who?*Riverboat young when I first saw you, I closed my eyes lalalala -Taylor Swift's Love Story :))

  88. >Congrats on the followers! my joke: A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting: ''I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person, because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in general…and all in the name of humor!''The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when the blonde yells, ''You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little jerk on your knee!'' groan…

  89. >For my last class of the day, we were outside, and our student leader dismissed us from there. She then tells us that if she beats us back to the classroom, she’ll make us do push ups. So We’re all running like we’ve got the wrath of HE double hockey sticks on our tails, and the class clown guy shouts something in spanish. As we approach the door leading inside, he yells “IMMIGRATION!” and we all dissolve into fits of laughter as wer fall through the door.The story may not be as funny afterwards, but at the moment it was the funniest thing he could have said.Congratulations on the followers, at the moment it says you’ve got 779…..

  90. >Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, ‘Jesus! This cup is expensive!’ Haha! :PCongrats on all your followers.

  91. >And God said “let he who comes forth receive the blessings of the holy spirit”, but John came fifth and won a toaster instead.:)

  92. >780 Followers, congrats!!My dad, a college professor, was leaving campus late one night. He saw a student standing next to her car, in the rain, and obviously crying.He stops and asks what’s wrong and she says she thinks she locked her keys in her car. He asks if she called campus police for help, she said no. So he calls, and then proceeds to get a hanger from his trunk and help her break into her car.Just as he’s popped the lock, she finds her keys. Dad is about to wave the police over and tell them never mind when the student gets into to the car and realizes it’s not her car.Dad tells her to get out and run find her car, he hopped into his car and drove off before the police caught them breaking into a stranger’s car.

  93. >Love PbD Blog. Awesome mile stone. Thank you.

  94. >Love PbD Blog. Awesome mile stone. Thank you.

  95. >Love PbD Blog. Awesome mile stone. Thank you.

  96. >Love PbD Blog. Awesome mile stone. Thank you.

  97. >Love PbD Blog. Awesome mile stone. Thank you.

  98. >Love PbD Blog. Awesome mile stone. Thank you.

  99. >Love PbD Blog. Awesome mile stone. Thank you.

  100. >Congrats!! =DOk, this is very very bad xDHow do you say small horse in japanes?Tai Ni Po NiSorry for that! xD

  101. >Congratulations on your 600th!Today's Zombie Dating Guide tip from Undead Fred: Don’t let her get all “zombie fury” on you if dinner’s late coming down the alley and she’s hungry. Think ahead – bring a head. #packasnack

  102. >You have 787 followers now.I have 4 cats so there is always something funny going on around here. We have a neighbors cat that comes to visit and last night he came inside and went into living room to look around when Bootsie came up behind him and yelled at him. He turned around so fast his feet were sliding on the wood floor. He was not moving, except for his feet. I laughed so hard I thought I would pass out. All night long I would think of this and start laughing all over again.misskallie2000 at yahoo dot com

  103. >Knock KnockWho's there?Tank!Tank who?Your welcome!k_anon[at]hotmail[dot]co[dot]uk

  104. >myneice is 3 and chidlren pick up things vry very fast we have a friend whose lil boy is of a different race and my neice over heard his momma tellin someone hes mixed wells he was playing peekaboo with him and looks up at his mommy andgoes is ur kid mixed up/? his mom goe smixed she goes yeahhh mixed up it dawned on his mom what she was asking and she got so tickled cause kids say the darndest thingsshe later learne dthe word gangster stole he rbrothers hat and statrs screamingim cute and im bad im gangsta

  105. >thanks for the giveaway…Joke? not really….Daughter 7 y/o telling me about reading… the good news is learning to appreciate books.. the bad news? we could go over the budget every week.

  106. >Ok I think its funny.To Err is Human to Arr is Pirate.

  107. >A funny one-liner for you then!Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

  108. >Congrats on 600 followers!:) It's actually almost 800 now!Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

  109. >I would try!What does Santa and his elves have for breakfast at the North pole?Why, snowflakes of course!{get it? :D}

  110. >A joke, aye?Well, Why'd the tomato blush?…Because it saw the salad dressing!Hahahaa, lame.

  111. >Wow. Another giveaway! Hopefully I would be lucky for this one. Am so desperate.. haha! 😉 Posted it here

  112. >Sorry I can't tell jokes, but I do have a cute story.My mom who is 84 just got a puppy. My mom is no longer receiving therapy, but I consider the puppy her therapist because she keeps my mom moving. The puppy is full of energy and loves to play so mom has to keep moving both her arms and her legs.

  113. >What did the monkey say when he got his tail caught in the lawnmower?It won't be long now!wandanamgreb(at)gmail(dot)com

  114. >Congrats on the 600 followers and thanks for the giveaway!six_one_nine_girlie86 (at) yahoo (dot) com

  115. >A little pig walks into a bar and orders 5 beers drinks them all and asks the bartender where the bathroom is. A little while later another little pig comes in and orders 5 beers downs them all and asks the same bartender where the bathroom is. A third pig comes in orders 5 beers drinks them all and gets up to leave the bar. The bartender asks him "don't you want to know where the bathroom is". This little pig relplied "I'm going to go weewee all the way home"…..ok bad joke I knowgiveawaymommy at yahoo.com

  116. >This contest rocks!Now on to a joke….Girls night outTwo women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home.The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, Well never forget you!' hahahaveltara@yahoo.com

  117. >Congratulations on 600 follower!

  118. >Congrats on the 600 followers! Hmm a joke. Okay, I'll admit this is a pretty bad joke, but I can't think of anything else. Here it goes:Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife wasreally pissed.She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in thedriveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife wokeup, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a boxgift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, broughtthe box back in the house.She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.Bob has been missing since Friday.

  119. >Thanks for the Great Giveaway! Congrats on your 600+ followers :))

  120. >Barnwarming=the natural heating of the barn caused from the friction of people rubbing on each other.oreo_93@hotmail.com

  121. >Joke: How do you get your guy's attention? Hide the remote control.misskallie2000 at yahoo dot com

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